The 2025 Commercial

The unassuming alpha gran. She's been around the block a time or two. No one really knows where she got that limp. She may have inherited that sweet vintage Lincoln from her ex-husband, but everyone knows she's always been the better driver.

Don't let this granny's quiet nature fool you -- she's got a wild streak beneath the surface. She'll knit you under the table or create a masterpiece that would make even the coolest street artists jealous. And with a grin like hers, she always leaves you guessing.

A true ride-or-die granny. Chasing a Silver Fox? She's down. Baking the best cookies in town? She'll bake 'em from scratch, no recipe needed. Oh, you didn't know she could also breakdance? Age is truly just a number.
 

She may be a grandma, but she's still got it. Men want her and women want to be her. Sure, she's been married a time or four, but this wild woman just can't be tamed; she knows what she wants, and she goes for it.